January 2010
10 posts
Dinosaurs
Dear Friday,
I thought a lot about Dinosaurs today. I have to say I am down with the idea of dinosaurs but can see how some people would view the concept as shit in the purest form.
Unlike other living historic artifacts that have died off (such as Nazis, JFK and Good Music) the Dinosaurs really left no trace of their existence except for “Fossils”. There are some cool ass fossils out there but...
The State of The Union
Dear Thursday,
Last night the State of the Union address was delivered by our number one space monkey. You may be thinking OMG this is going to be so raciest but don’t get me wrong, I am down with the brown; this man is just doing the presidents job all wrong. I mean just saying you wouldn’t have (insert name of white person here) working in a fried chicken joint would ya?
There is a whole bunch...
I Can Has Classes?
Dear Wednesday,
Scheduling classes is currently the biggest pain in the ass thing I have to check off my “to-do” list right now (Because I have one of those). It is just one of those things that they won’t ever be able to make student friendly. I do, however, consider myself lucky due to the fact that I know which classes I have to take and which terms they have to be taken in. This is only...
Lunch Trucks
Dear Tuesday,
Oh Tuesday, you know you’re special because you just so happen to coincide with dirty lunch truck day!
For those of you who don’t know (more commonly known as everyone) on Tuesdays I choose to eat my lunch from one of the many street venders in Independence Park. The food I purchase on this day is always the most unhealthy, greasy, flat out dirty food you could ever imagine and I...
ENERGY BATTLE
Dear Monday,
I wonder who would win in an ENERGY BATTLE! I pitch this fight between Red Bull and AMP. I have begun to consume energy drinks at work in addition to my four or five cups of coffee, [I like my coffee Black just like my metal], because the caffeine just isn’t enough for me any more. I gots to have me some Guarana, Ginseng and Taurine. There are about fifteen different streamlined...
I Tumble
I feel like old people that dont know how to use computers as I try to put together a tumblr.