January 2011
21 posts
Not What I had In Mind
So my tumblr relationships consist of the following:
A group of friends I actualy know
A group of people in Pittsburg that visit my tumblr but do not have one themselves
AND
A group of underage highschool girls I don’t know who are sexually confused, active and open who tumble every minute of every hour of every day
*For the record I have not once posted a picture of my unclothed self
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Schism The Flow
Just In case you wanted to know:
If you ever wanted to stop the man in his tracks and slow the corporate machine, all you have to do is sprinkle some snow on the office buildings.
Snow in the city is like the plague for some reason. It’s not even bad outside.
Regardless, I look forward to my 9-5 overdose of coffee and dubstep existence as I tumble on through.
Fa-Dayz
Dear God Help Us Of The Day
I JUST FINISHED OFF THE LAST OF MY BURBON!
AND:
ITS A FUCKING BLIZZARD OUTSIDE
AND:
THE LIQUOR STORE BETTER BE OPEN DURING A BLIZZARD!
SO:
I CAN GET DRUNK AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL NIGHT
BECAUSE:
I DO THAT EVERY NIGHT!
I don't want anybody else, when I think about you...
Dear Monday (pretend it is like 32 mins ago),
I think im gonna start writing fake “Texts from last Night”. Most of the ones of the webpage suck and are probs fake anyway, which means they really suck.
I would fancy something like this:
(267): I LUVS CHRISTMAS (619): Its January…why did you restart your countdown to Christmas Advent Calendar? (267): Christmas comes but once a...
Los Kitcheno..........Si!
Dear Friday,
I have been trying to put together a fancy rant but due to a conversation I overheard today, I am going to have to put those creative juices in a jar and preserve them for later because I need to address this new “problem” today.
Law and Order theme music GO!
DUN DUN, dun dun dun dun dunnnnnn. DUN DUN, dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn. So in this case a female citizen was straight up...
And from the depths I rise!
O-M-G! TUMBLR WORLD LOOK OUT! (I has returnz)
Check it:
So at my new company EVERY web page known to man is blocked by the superior intranet filter. Im talking everything no University email, no news, nothing unless it has something to do with researching companies.
TODAY THOUGH, FOR FUNZIES………….I typed tumblr into the address bar just to receive my favorite message:...